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Wow, Trish, you really went all out for our team Austin and Ally meeting.
Yeah, you've never had it catered before.
Nothing but the best for my clients.
Why does the cake say "Mazel Tov on your Bar Mitzvah, Danny Shapiro".
Okay fine. You got me. They're leftovers.
Guess who got a job at High Class Catering.
Well, thank you, Danny Shapiro, for not eating your cocktail weenies.
Yeah, these things are awesome.
All right, let's start the meeting. Austin's up first.
Okay, next week you have a gig at the beach club,
rehearsals with your dancers and two days in the studio.
- Yes! - I know.
You got a lot of exciting stuff next week.
No, "yes" because I don't have anything this week.
I can have my first vacation all year.
This calls for a cocktail weenie.
Woo, vacation!
I say we go to the beach every day, play video games and sleep in until noon.
[High-pitched] What up?
You realize you still have school, right?
Aw.
Thanks for ruining my vacation.
Moving on to Ally.
I have some great news for you too.
You've been nominated as one of "Miami Music" magazine's future five.
- [Ally gasps] - No way, that's awesome.
What does that mean?!
Ever year, "Miami Music" picks five up-and-coming singers
that they think are gonna be the next big thing.
People vote online and choose one future star out of the five.
This is so great, Trish.
Do you know how many cool singers have won that contest?
Ah, 17?
4? 112?
17! Oh, I already guessed that.
The future five is a big deal, Ally. It could really take you to the next level.
The magazine editor Jean Paul Paul-Jean,
is throwing a party at his loft tomorrow night for the nominees.
Tomorrow night? I have so much to do.
I have to buy a new outfit, get my hair done and pick up a gift.
I don't think you have to bring a gift to the nominee party.
No, it's for Danny Shapiro.
To thank him for his Bar Mitzvah weenies.
[Cellphone rings]
Hello. Oh hey, boss.
What?!
Uh, I'm on my way to the Bar Mitzvah now.
I'm just stuck in traffic.
Guys, those weren't leftovers!
[Theme music playing]
♪When the crowd wants more, I bring on the thunder.
♪'Cause you've got my back, and I'm not going under.
♪You're my point, you're my guard.
♪You're the perfect chord.
♪And I see our names together on every billboard.
♪We're headed for the top, we've got it on lock.
♪We'll make 'em say "hey!"
♪And we'll keep rockin'.
♪Oh, there's no way I could make it without ya.
♪Do it without ya, be here without ya.
♪It's no fun when you're doing it solo.
♪With you it's like, "whoa". Yeah, and I know.
♪I own this dream.
♪'Cause I got you with me.
♪There's no way I could make it without ya.
♪Do it without ya, be here without ya.
Dez: Wow. "Miami Music" magazine sure knows how to throw a party.
Hey, Trish. You look nice.
And you're here early.
Actually, I'm catering this party.
And I was late.
Hey, there's the editor Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
Welcome, beautiful people to Miami Music's future five...
Extravaganza!
Or as the Italians like to say...
Extravaganza!
And you wouldn't let me wear my cape because you said I'd look stupid.
I'd like to introduce our five nominees, each of which is so panda.
The means beautiful and rare.
Hip-hop artist Lil' Jumpy!
Future country star Billy Joe Burns!
R&B phenom...
Chandelier Baker!
Pop diva Uniqua!
And multitalented singer-hyphen-songwriter...
Ally Dawson!
Now let's hear some applause.
Or as the French like to say...
Applause!
- Go Ally! - We're so proud of you.
You're so panda.
This year all of our nominees will be posting a new music video on our website...
So the fans can vote for our winning future star.
[Giggles] Cool, we get to make a video.
Jean Paul: Now!
Let's celebrate with our feet.
Woo! Yeah!
That means dance.
Oh.
Jean Paul: Yeah.
Thank you so much for nominating me, Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
I would shake your hand, but then I would have to shake everyone else's hand.
And, ooh, who has time for that?
Hello, Jean Paul Paul-Jean. I don't believe we've met.
Well, I usually don't mingle with the catering staff.
Well, I'm also Ally's manager.
- Crab cake? - Oh, pleasure to meet you, crab cake.
Hey! And Austin Moon!
What a thrill!
You are more than panda.
You are albino panda.
There is only one in the world.
Thanks, Mr. Paul-Jean.
Oh, Mr. Paul-Jean is my Father.
Call me... Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean, I'm Dez.
Thank you so much for inviting us to your party.
You're so generous to give us gift bags, gum, lip gloss...
[Gasps]
Cash?!
That's someone's purse.
Hey!
So what do you think Ally's chances are of winning this contest?
Oh! I don't see how she can lose.
She's a fabulous singer, sensational musician, brilliant songwriter.
There's nothing she can't do...
Oh.
Jean Paul: It appears there's one thing she can't do.
That is so not panda.
Both: Aah.
I love being on vacation.
Too bad it's been raining.
Would have been nice to go to a real beach with some real beach babes.
Don't worry. I made some calls.
Hello, ladies.
Woo-hoo. I love my life.
I love your life too.
Can, uh, one of you put sunblock on me?
I'll do it, buddy.
Dez, I wanted the beach babes to do it.
With their tiny little girl hands? It would take forever.
[Huffing]
Sorry to interrupt your little fake vacation,
but I just spoke to Jean Paul Paul-Jean.
And he doesn't think Ally can win the future five contest with her bad dancing.
[Scoffs] She's not that bad.
And it's not like anybody voting is gonna see her dance.
Maybe you're right.
There's probably nothing to worry about.
Guys, I know what I'm gonna do for my future five video.
I'm gonna write a dance song and show the world my awesome dance moves.
Okay, there's definitely something to worry about.
What are you doing?
Working on some more cool dance moves.
Wash the window. Wash the window.
Dry my hands. Dry my hands.
Listen, Ally. We wanted to talk to you about your video.
My dance video?
Let's just call it a video for now.
We really want you to win the future five competition.
So we thought we should talk about what we actually want to see in the video.
And what we don't want to see.
We thought we would make a list of your strengths and your weaknesses.
Let's start with strengths.
You're an amazing songwriter.
You're a fantastic singer.
Incredible musician.
You're adorable.
This is fun. Great idea, guys.
That's a lot of strengths.
Oh, look.
Here's something else you do, dancing.
Hmm.
Where do you think we should put this card?
Strength? Weakness?
Uh...
Strength. [Laughs]
Guess again.
Weakness? But my dancing's really improved this year.
People couldn't take their eyes off me last night.
People can't take their eyes off me when I have spinach in my teeth but,
I'm not making a spinach in my teeth video.
Look. I like an organized chart as much as anyone.
But I love my dancing. I don't care what anyone else thinks.
Ha, wash the window. Wash the window.
Dry my hands.
If she won't listen to us, we need to show her how bad a dancer she is.
I know. We'll get her to dance and video tape it.
Great idea. I know just how to do it.
We'll rinse out the gym, throw a fake Homecoming Dance,
hire 500 actors to play students, tell them to vote Ally Homecoming Queen,
and when she comes out for the first dance...
Bam!
We'll film her dancing.
Or we could just follow her around, wait for her to dance and then film her.
Uh, fine.
But just so you know, I was gonna make you fake Homecoming King.
[Whining] Aw, man.
We've been following her for three hours and she hasn't danced yet.
I have an idea.
Hey, Ally. How'd you do on your test?
- I got an "A". - Yay, victory dance.
- Woo-oo! - Woo!
Come on, why aren't you dancing?
I always get "A"s.
If I danced every time I got a good grade, my feet would fall off. Bam.
[Whispers] I got this.
Check it out.
Flash mob! Everybody join me. Come on, Ally.
Six, seven, eight.
[Beat boxing]
Guess I got the time wrong.
We're never gonna get Ally to dance.
I still have one last idea, but it's kind of a long shot.
Hey, Ally, can you do your dance so Dez can film it?
Sure.
Well, that was easy.
Best vacation ever.
[Both sigh]
Oh, I think I caught something.
[Hollers]
[Hollering continues]
I got it. I got it. He's struggling.
He's struggling.
- Woo! - Put it with the others.
Ally's coming.
Great, now we can show her the video of her dancing.
Hey, Ally, we're gonna watch a movie. Come join us.
Oh, cool. What kind of movie are we watching?
It's kind of a horror film slash-comedy-slash-disaster film.
We're gonna go right to the disaster part.
[Dez screams]
[Raspy] Oh, the horror.
Ally: Very funny. That's not a movie.
That's just me dancing in the Mall.
Wow, I've never really seen myself dance before.
Speaks for itself, right?
Yeah.
I knew my dancing was getting better, but I didn't know it was that good.
Seriously?
Look, Ally, I don't know how to say this but,
you look like a chimp trying to climb an invisible rope.
No one thinks that.
Silly monkey, climb that rope.
Look, Ally, Jean Paul Paul-Jean doesn't think you'll win the contest,
if people see you dance like that.
So Jean Paul Paul-Jean doesn't like my dancing.
That doesn't mean other people won't love it.
I'll prove it to you. I'll put it online myself.
What are you doing?!
Showing you that not everybody hates my dancing.
Wow. Look at all the comments already.
"You stink".
"You look like a chimp trying to climb an invisible rope".
The Fire Department wants to know if I need assistance.
Okay, so maybe everybody does hate my dancing.
Oh, hey, there's positive one.
Oh. "I hate your dancing, but you're adorable".
Thanks, Dez.
You're welcome.
Look on the bright side, Ally. Your video has 30 likes.
But I got 3,000 dislikes.
I said "look on the bright side".
I don't care about these comments.
I'm still making my video.
Ally, if people are making fun of you now,
think what'll happen if you actually make an entire dance video.
They're only making fun of me because they have no vision.
No, I think the problem is they have vision.
Jean Paul Paul-Jean? What are you doing here?
No time for small talk.
I don't know if you can tell, but I am very upset.
[Sighs deeply]
All right. Fine, you caught me.
I'm the guy who went into your closet and tried on all your capes at the party.
[Groans]
That's not why I'm here.
[Shudders]
Then I'm not the guy who did that.
I am upset because I saw this...
On the Internet!
[Groaning loudly]
That is so not panda.
People are questioning my decision to include Ally in the future five.
[Groans]
We're sorry about that video clip.
We promise that you won't be disappointed when Ally's real music video comes out.
[Shouts]
I hope not.
I do not do well with...
Disappointment.
Or as the Germans say...
Disappointment.
[Cries]
Wow.
That guy speaks a lot of languages.
Working on some new moves?
No, I'm trying to catch a fly.
Oh.
It's kind of hard to tell with you.
Listen, Ally, we really want you to win that contest.
Are you sure you still want to make a dance video?
Yes, Austin.
I don't care if everybody doesn't like my dancing.
I like it.
And that's why I'm gonna make and awesome dance video.
Wow, you really believe in yourself.
If I didn't believe in myself, I wouldn't be in the future five.
Or the believe-in-yourself club.
You know what?
I'm gonna help you make your video. I'll cancel the rest of my vacation.
You know, you were never really on vacation.
Okay, you can help, but you got to do it my way.
The Ally way.
The Ally way! That's a great name for the song.
Way ahead of you.
I'm also in the great-song-namers club.
How do you have time for all these clubs?
Well, I'm in the time-management club too.
[Laughter]
Dez: Hey, that's not funny.
[Deep voice] You want me to say something?
No. They're just jealous.
Why is that?
Because I'm doing it my way...
- The Ally way. - [Dance music playing]
♪Doing things the Ally way.
- ♪Step one: Climb the rope. - ♪Climb the rope.
♪Climb the rope, climb the rope.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
♪Step two: Wash the windows, wash the windows.
♪Wash the windows, wash the windows.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
♪The Ally way.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
♪Step three: Dry your hands.
♪Dry your hands, dry your hands.
♪Dry your hands.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
♪Now seesaw seesaw.
♪Seesaw seesaw.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
♪The Ally way, the Ally way.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
♪The Ally way.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
♪The Ally way.
♪Put it all together now.
♪Climb the rope, climb the rope.
♪Wash the windows, dry your hands.
♪Climb the rope, climb the rope.
♪Wash the windows, dry your hands.
♪The Ally way.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
[Applause, cheering]
Jean Paul Paul-Jean is proud to announce this year's winner and future star...
Ally Dawson!
The fact that she made her dance move into something cool...
Is more than albino panda.
It's albino panda wearing a turtleneck.
Rare and almost impossible to pull off.
- Congrats, Ally. - You rock.
I take back everything I ever said about that stupid believe-in-yourself club.
I never doubted you, Ally.
Yeah, you did.
Oh, yeah. I did, didn't I?
Speech! Speech!
Or as they say in Pig Latin, "eech-spay! Eech-spay!"
Jean Paul isn't the only one who knows foreign languages.
[High-pitched] Hat-way up-way!
I just want to thank my friends for helping me make the video.
- And everyone who voted for me. - [Cellphone rings]
I only have two pieces of advice for everyone here.
Stay true to yourself and don't forget to tip your caterer.
Oh, thanks, Ally.
By the way, nobody touch the "Happy Birthday Clarissa" cake.
There's a four-year-old girl that's about to have a fit.
I'm on my way, boss.
Move!
Now let's celebrate with our feet the Ally way!
♪Step one: Climb the rope, climb the rope.
♪Climb the rope, climb the rope.
♪Doing things the Ally way.
[All sigh]
After all that dancing, I really need this vacation.
You were right, Austin. This is relaxing.
Told you. Want to go instrument fishing?
Nah, zero times is enough.
I don't know about you guys, but I sure could use another coconut drink.
Cabana boy!
♪Serving drinks the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪Serving drinks the Ally way.
Oh! Ally check it out, your video went viral.
People around the world made their own videos doing "the Ally way".
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step one: Climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope, climb the rope.
♪ Climb the rope.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ Step two: Wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows, wash the windows.
♪ Wash the windows.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
♪ The Ally way.
♪ Doing things the Ally way.
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